Ann Summers - Reviews and experiences

This store seriously has the worst underwear designs I've ever seen. Like, they're so unflattering and made of seriously old-fashioned materials. It's like wearing your grandma's old net curtains on your bum. They honestly look like they were made for dusty drag queens back in the 80s. Seriously, where are all the new and modern ideas for underwear? We need some sexy underwear options, not just tacky ones!

Yeah, so the stuff they have at this store is pretty awesome, but I've been let down by the toys lately. They break down and start making all sorts of annoying noises after just one time using them. I even tried swapping out the batteries, but the problems won't go away. It's super annoying when the toys start changing settings or speed by themselves.

The vibrator I got was top-notch, eh. I was really impressed with how it looked and how well it worked. It gave me the pleasure I was after, you know what I mean? But then, my cat thought it was a toy and started messing around with it. It was pretty funny, eh. But even with that hiccup, the vibrator worked like a charm and I was happy with how everything turned out.

My friend got this new suction toy and I just had to get it too! I tried it out and oh my goodness, it was so much fun. It's like a surefire squirting kit, I swear! I even told my sister and neighbor to try it, and they were really excited. Let's all share our thoughts and have a blast with this toy, ladies!