Dewitt Stoltenberg

So, I was super pumped to surprise my mom for her big 4-0 with this cute handbag, you know? But then, when I went to order it from that fancy store's site, they hit me with a total bummer - "Oh, sorry, we don't actually have that bag" - just 48 hours later! I was so disappointed, man. So, I shot them an email and their response was straight-up snoozeville, didn't even help me out at all, ugh! They were all, "Hey, here's a 10% discount on your next purchase, but only if you give us a ring first and mention this special code," like who needs that kind of hassle, ya dig? Not cool at all, dudes.